i think i might be closet white trash
i made a list of things that might qualify me.
1. i love to watch professional wrestling.
2. i want to buy a pickup with a camper.
3. my beers of choice tend to fall in the Busch Light / Milwaukee’s Best Light / Old Style / High Life category.
4. i like Huey Lewis and the News and the Bellamy Brothers.
5. i enjoy my own flatulence and sometimes the flatulence of others.
6. i have recently developed an intense love of beef jerky in many flavors.
however, in case you haven’t talked to me or seen me in a while and you’re worried you may have lost me, i am still pursuing my master’s degree and i still regularly read the New Yorker and the Atlantic and enjoy listening to my local indie rock radio station.