Experienced for the first time ever…
Today I went to a gas station to get my Journal Star, and as I got out of the car, I slipped and fell backwards into my seat. The cause for such slippage? There was a banana peel on the ground. I literally slipped on a banana peel. In real life. It really works.
I’m hoping sometime later today I’ll step on a rake and it will smack me on the forehead.
October 19th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Good thing you didn’t have one foot in the grave!
November 17th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Did your feet simulate a running in place motion for a few cartoonish seconds before you actually hit the pavement?