Experienced for the first time ever…

Today I went to a gas station to get my Journal Star, and as I got out of the car, I slipped and fell backwards into my seat. The cause for such slippage? There was a banana peel on the ground. I literally slipped on a banana peel. In real life. It really works.

I’m hoping sometime later today I’ll step on a rake and it will smack me on the forehead.

2 Responses to “Experienced for the first time ever…”

  1. Mandy Says:

    Good thing you didn’t have one foot in the grave!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Did your feet simulate a running in place motion for a few cartoonish seconds before you actually hit the pavement?

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