It’s not quite the face of Jesus…
…but my ranch dressing wrote the number “99″ earlier today.

If you’re having trouble seeing it, try this:

I haven’t yet been able to figure out what the salad bar at the Cici’s Pizza on Saddle Creek was trying to tell me.

August 21st, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Employee:That is an evil salad bar.
Neal:That’s bad.
Employee:They have romain lettuce.
Neal:That’s good.
Employee:The letuce is cursed.
Neal: That’s bad.
Employee: They have several kinds of dressings, including light ranch.
Neal: That’s good.
Employee: The ranch contains monosodium glutimate.
Neal: …..
Employee: That’s bad.