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my telepathic powers…

Tuesday, July 6th, 2004

this morning, i got up out of bed, got dressed, and decided to just sit back down because i wasn’t quite ready to join the world just yet. i was thinking about lots of things, wanting to quit my job, dreams i’d had, and so on, when all of a sudden, clear as day, I […]

a cool storm…

Saturday, July 3rd, 2004

I was driving home today when I noticed this cool cloud in front of me. it was like this low-hanging snake of a cloud that stretched across the sky, north to south. on my side, it was calm and clear. on the other side, it was pouring rain. so here’s a view looking south and […]

a list of every job i’ve ever had

Friday, June 18th, 2004

I thought, while bored of course, to list every job I could remember working. Bean walker Telemarketer Auburn Newspapers – Planarian Man comic Hinky Dinky carryout Bureau of Business Research student programmer Selleck front desk Nightline (volunteer) Holiday Inn Express – Lincoln front desk 90.3 KRNU music director Daily Nebraskan cartoonist Daily Nebraskan reporter Daily […]

my second favorite spam subject line

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004

curtail constantine burn! i was going to follow this with a link to a funny column about spam that i found yesterday, but now i can’t find it. but there’s a funny column about spam, particularly the random word and name generators, and it was syndicated yesterday.

bonnaroo…

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004

I went to the Bonnaroo music festival this past weekend and wrote a couple things on it for the Daily Nebraskan. Fans delight in little known bands at Bonnaroo Festival about music, not politics both of them have a few photos (the first has more) but I’ll try to get more pics up here on […]

my new favorite spam subject line…

Wednesday, May 19th, 2004

hydrogen atom gonad toward 9

content a-plenty

Wednesday, May 19th, 2004

I have just updated the “film” and “TV” sections of the site, which will allow you to view numerous animations and short films. By numerous, I think that means about 5, maybe 6. But it’s a start.

matthew hansen’s birthday

Saturday, May 15th, 2004

hooray, it’s world-famous journal-star reporter Matthew Hansen’s birthday. e-mail him at matthewh1@hotmail.com and tell him you love him.

welcome to the new site

Saturday, May 15th, 2004

so this will eventually be a replacement of cheeksofgod.tripod.com with all kinds of fun stuff, comics, art, cartoons, movies, things i’ve written, etc. but for now it’s a black screen.