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Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Today was Leflerpalooza 4, essentially the official end to the school year for Lefler after school clubs.

This year has been so amazing for me. I can’t believe how quickly it’s gone by. I’ve spent nearly every weekday for the last 9 months, at Lefler with various after school clubs. I’ve gotten to know so many kids and see so many people change over the course of one school year.

But what’s weird, is that I feel like so many of these people are my friends. It’s like somewhat socially unacceptable for an old person to say that people who are 12-14 years old are their friends, but I’ve spent the last year with these guys, and I’ve gotten to know them, and they are my friends.

I think back to when I was in 8th grade and 7th grade and 6th grade, and I think about the people who meant something to me then mean relatively nothing to me now. And I realize, that to these kids, when they get to be my age, I will be at best a memory, and at worst, completely forgotten. But that doesn’t change the fact that for the last 9 months, these were my friends.

I look forward to seeing what these people grow into in 10-15 years. Because I was there, and I know how hard it was to go through middle school. and it’s easy to see how much potential there is in these people.

So maybe it’s a little bit of jealousy and insecurity, seeing how far these people can go, and seeing how much they have in them, at these young ages, and seeing where I am now. But it makes me sad, knowing that I can really only be some small brick on their path. I guess I just hope that I was an important brick on that path.

I think this is why I could never be a teacher. I get too attached. But I can’t wait to see what these guys accomplish by the time they’re college aged and beyond. It’s amazing to see how much talent they have now, and to also wonder about all the other kids at the other middle schools who have that talent, but no after school program to let it loose.

I guess I’m just really happy that in the fall of 2000, Jason Schmit and I took Film Production 1 together, otherwise I’d never have known him, and I’d never have ended up teaching after school clubs at Lefler for the past school year.

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90.3 KRNU Top 100 of the 2000s

Monday, May 29th, 2006

2000s
Rank Song title Artist
1 Do You Realize? Flaming Lips
2 Gravity Rides Everything Modest Mouse
3 Gone for Good Shins
4 The Rat Walkmen
5 Such Great Heights Postal Service
6 Electric Pink Promise Ring
7 Second Story Man Heaven is a Hotel
8 Take Me Out Franz Ferdinand
9 Mrs. Whiskerson Troubled Hubble
10 Strange Built to Spill
11 You Look Like a Lady Lee Hazlewood
12 Nothing’s Going to Happen Elf Power
13 80 Steps to Jonah Head of Femur
14 Jesus Etc. Wilco
15 Bohemian Like You Dandy Warhols
16 Float On Modest Mouse
17 It’s the Sun Polyphonic Spree
18 Yawn Yawn Yawn Les Savy Fav
19 One Big Holiday My Morning Jacket
20 Everything Hits at Once Spoon
21 There Goes the Fear Doves
22 Stay Forever Ween
23 Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks Rapture
24 Lost Cause Beck
25 I Walk the Earth King Biscuit Time
26 Company Calls Epilogue Death Cab for Cutie
27 Alone Again Or Calexico
28 Penelope Pinback
29 That Great Love Sound Raveonettes
30 First of the Gang to Die Morrissey
31 Never Better Drive-By Honky
32 The Swimmer Frank Black and the Catholics
33 Fight Test Flaming Lips
34 The Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
35 To You Alone Beta Band
36 Banquet Bloc Party
37 The Way Bonnie Prince Billy
38 New Resolution Azure Ray
39 Life is Still Sweet White Hassle
40 Fuel for Fire M Ward
41 The Devil I Once Knew Heidi Saperstein
42 War on War Wilco
43 No Revolution Bobby Conn
44 Optimistic Radiohead
45 We Used to Be Friends Dandy Warhols
46 The Weather Built to Spill
47 So You Wanna Be a Superhero? Carissa’s Weird
48 Calling from Space Chainsaw Kittens
49 Catch the Sun Doves
50 Killed By an Angel Sunny Day Real Estate
51 Precious Depeche Mode
52 Album of the Year Good Life
53 Change My Life Spoon
54 Fortress Pinback
55 Exactly Where I’m At Ween
56 I Thought You Were My Boyfriend Magnetic Fields
57 51-7 Camper Van Beethoven
58 Anything You Want Mike G
59 Bowl of Oranges Bright Eyes
60 Death Connection Flesh
61 Jurass Finish First Jurassic 5
62 Lost Art of Keeping a Secret Queens of the Stone Age
63 Playgirl Ladytron
64 Last Nite Strokes
65 Staring at the Sun TV on the Radio
66 This Year Mountain Goats
67 Up Above the Sea John Vanderslice
68 Wonderful Life Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
69 Emerge Fischerspooner
70 Golden My Morning Jacket
71 I Came as a Rat Modest Mouse
72 World’s Gone Mad Handsome Boy Modeling School
73 Neon Tom Gwenmars
74 Offcell Pinback
75 Slipping Under the Shadows Lenola
76 Nervous Tic Motion of the Head Andrew Bird
77 The Conductor Faint
78 You Can Have It All Yo La Tengo
79 Portions for Foxes Rilo Kiley
80 Anything at All Firewater
81 Black Book Stephen Malkmus
82 Broken Heart Mooney Suzuki
83 Back Before You Go J Mascis and the Fog
84 Indian Summer Pedro the Lion
85 Vaporizer Lupine Howl
86 Paralyzed Mando Diao
87 On Your Way Album Leaf
88 Pumping on Your Stereo Supergrass
89 The Sporting Life Decemberists
90 Facts of Life Black Box Recorder
91 Slow Dying Flashlight Helicopter Helicopter
92 Du ar for Fin for Mig Dungen
93 The Winter is Coming Elf Power
94 Svefn-g-eglar Sigur Ros
95 Trouble with Dreams Eels
96 Bend Your Mind Elysian Fields
97 Why You’d Want to Live Here Death Cab for Cutie
98 First in Flight Blackalicious
99 Faces in Disguise Sunny Day Real Estate
100 Bandages Hot Hot Heat

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The story behind the Top 100s

Monday, May 29th, 2006

I was presented with this question several times tonight:

Q: Where did these top 100s come from?

A; The answer is different for all three.

The 1980s and before:
In the 80s, KRNU was a top 40 station, operating off vinyl 7″ singles. General Manager Rick Alloway saw the writing on the wall, and Christmas 1989’s forced transition to CDs motivated KRNU to switch to an album-based alternative rock format.

That means in the 1980s, KRNU was all about stuff like Wham, Bon Jovi and Whitney Houston. As much fun as it would’ve been to count down stuff like that, when it comes to making a Top 100 of the 80s for KRNU, it was all about inferring what, based on the 16 year history of alternative KRNU, would define the station prior to the 1990s.

The 1990s:
The 90s were the first full decade in which the alternative format dominated. As an old person, compared to the current music director staff, I only had memory of KRNU’s popular songs dating back to 1996. So I sought out as many former KRNU listeners, DJs and music directors as I could track down in the relatively short period of time before the countdown and presented them with the question of what they remember as being big songs on the station from their period of expertise.

The 2000s:
In 2000, KRNU had its first Top 100 of the year countdown, which has continued since then. So in terms of this decade, the results were weighed based upon the tangible response of the listeners, staff and other voters who weighed in over the past 6 years.

With the context of all three countdowns, the songs that were considered eligible for a Top 100 were placed into a list and sent out to all willing participants to rate as 1: worthy of the top third, 2: worthy of the middle third, 3: worthy of the bottom third or 4: not worthy of the top 100 of the decade. The votes were placed into a spreadsheet and averaged.

The composite scores were then sorted, and ties were broken based upon things like current prominence on the station, extreme endorsements by representatives of the institutional memory, or placement on established Top 100 countdowns.

People are obviously going to disagree with the results. Any Top 100 countdown is going to have a fantastic song at 101, and there has been some great music omitted from all three countdowns. But it was a process adhered to, for better or for worse, and it’s been a process that was as informed by the informed as possible.

When each countdown was completed, I looked at the list and I was satisfied. I feel like each top 100 contains a certain degree of unpredictablity, yet it makes sense.

And most of all, each Top 100 represents KRNU, and that was pretty much the point.

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90.3 KRNU Top 100 of the 1990s

Sunday, May 28th, 2006

1 Made Up Dreams Built to Spill
2 Paranoid Android Radiohead
3 Waitin’ for Superman Flaming Lips
4 Sometimes Millions
5 Natural One Folk Implosion
6 Diamond Sea Sonic Youth
7 When You Sleep My Bloody Valentine
8 Velouria Pixies
9 Voodoo Lady Ween
10 Arpeggiator Fugazi
11 Cut Your Hair Pavement
12 Hit Sugarcubes
13 Low Cracker
14 Infected Bad Religion
15 MST3K Love Theme Man…Or Astro-Man?
16 Summer Mercy Rule
17 Cannonball Breeders
18 November Spawned a Monster Morrissey
19 Particle Man They Might Be Giants
20 Pretend We’re Dead L7
21 Same Old City Velocity Girl
22 Ball and Chain Social Distortion
23 Center of the Universe Built to Spill
24 Cure for Pain Morphine
25 Bull in the Heather Sonic Youth
26 If I Only Had a Brain MC 900 Ft. Jesus
27 The Only One I Know The Charlatans
28 I Must Be High Wilco
29 Fake Plastic Trees Radiohead
30 Dry the Rain Beta Band
31 Getting Away With It Electronic
32 Space (I Believe In) Pixies
33 Deeper Shade of Soul Urban Dance Squad
34 She Don’t Use Jelly Flaming Lips
35 Feel the Pain Dinosaur Jr
36 I Miss You Bjork
37 Loaded Primal Scream
38 Super Bon Bon Soul Coughing
39 Sick of Goodbyes Sparklehorse
40 Sour Times Portishead
41 Teenage FBI Guided By Voices
42 Welcome to the Terrordome Public Enemy
43 Sodajerk Buffalo Tom
44 Unsung Helmet
45 Suddenly Mary Posies
46 Orange Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
47 Positive Bleeding Urge Overkill
48 Cuts You Up Peter Murphy
49 The Day Ted Nugent Killed All the Animals Wally Pleasant
50 A Letter to Elyse Cure
51 I’m Free Soup Dragons
52 I am a Tree Guided by Voices
53 I Saw the Light The The
54 Kill Your Television Ned’s Atomic Dustbin
55 Kool Thing Sonic Youth
56 Light from a Dead Star Lush
57 Tender Blur
58 Red Right Hand Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
59 Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe Whale
60 Child Psychology Black Box Recorder
61 Crank Catherine Wheel
62 High and Dry Radiohead
63 Alone Dinosaur Jr
64 No Depression Uncle Tupelo
65 Tomorrow Morrissey
66 Block Rockin’ Beats Chemical Brothers
67 All I Know Screaming Trees
68 Virginia Reel Around the Fountain Halo Benders
69 Do Ya Think I’m Sexy Revolting Cocks
70 Break Fugazi
71 Hold On Hope Guided By Voices
72 Istanbul (Not Constantinople) They Might Be Giants
73 Karma Police Radiohead
74 Love Spreads Stone Roses
75 Pets Porno for Pyros
76 That’s Evolution Wally Pleasant
77 21st Century Digital Boy Bad Religion
78 Bell Bottoms Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
79 Do You Remember the First Time? Pulp
80 Full Clip Gang Starr
81 Ship Song Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
82 Spark That Bled Flaming Lips
83 A Design for Life Manic Street Preachers
84 Christiansands Tricky
85 John the Baptist Afghan Whigs
86 Love Me I’m a Liberal Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon
87 On Fire Sebadoh
88 One to Another Charlatans
89 State I Am In Belle & Sebastian
90 Teardrop Massive Attack
91 Candy Iggy Pop
92 Charlotte Anne Julian Cope
93 Last Goodbye Jeff Buckley
94 Passenger Side Wilco
95 Draining Escape Mechanism
96 13 Steps Lead Down Elvis Costello
97 4th of July Galaxie 500
98 Born in ‘69 Rocket from the Crypt
99 Protected By Their Prayers Dark Fantastic
100 Girls & Boys Blur

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90.3 KRNU Top 100 of the 1980s and before

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

1 Love Will Tear Us Apart Joy Division
2 Teenage Riot Sonic Youth
3 How Soon is Now? Smiths
4 Psycho Killer Talking Heads
5 London Calling Clash
6 Where Is My Mind Pixies
7 Fight the Power Public Enemy
8 Bastards of Young Replacements
9 Blue Monday New Order
10 This is the Day The The
11 Just Like Heaven The Cure
12 Ziggy Stardust Bauhaus
13 I Wanna Be Sedated The Ramones
14 Dear God XTC
15 Shipbuilding Elvis Costello
16 Enjoy the Silence Depeche Mode
17 That’s When I Reach for My Revolver Mission of Burma
18 Fools Gold Stone Roses
19 Ghostrider Suicide
20 Outdoor Miner Wire
21 Just Like Honey Jesus and Mary Chain
22 Take the Skinheads Bowling Camper Van Beethoven
23 The Killing Moon Echo & the Bunnymen
24 Whip It Devo
25 Here Comes Your Man Pixies
26 Transmission Joy Division
27 Mushroom Can
28 Enola Gay Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark
29 Smash It Up Damned
30 There Is a Light That Never Goes Out The Smiths
31 Anarchy in the UK Sex Pistols
32 Going Underground Jam
33 Holiday In Cambodia Dead Kennedys
34 Kick in the Eye Bauhaus
35 The Robots Kraftwerk
36 Ceremony New Order
37 Making Plans for Nigel XTC
38 Never Let Me Down Again Depeche Mode
39 Watching the Detectives Elvis Costello
40 Silver Rocket Sonic Youth
41 Burning Down the House Talking Heads
42 I Wanna Be Adored Stone Roses
43 There is a War Leonard Cohen
44 Lovesong Cure
45 Blue Savannah Erasure
46 Head On Jesus and Mary Chain
47 Damaged Goods Gang of Four
48 Fairytale of New York Pogues
49 Ghost Town Specials
50 Gigantic Pixies
51 Alex Chilton Replacements
52 An Unguarded Moment Church
53 Sheena Is a Punk Rocker Ramones
54 Personal Jesus Depeche Mode
55 Suedehead Morrissey
56 Bent Out of Shape Teardrop Explodes
57 C’Mon Every Beatbox Big Audio Dynamite
58 Mirror in the Bathroom English Beat
59 Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen
60 Satisfaction Devo
61 She Sells Sanctuary Cult
62 White Man in Hammersmith Palais Clash
63 TV Party Black Flag
64 Alison Elvis Costello
65 God Save the Queen Sex Pistols
66 Bizarre Love Triangle New Order
67 Human Cannonball Butthole Surfers
68 I’ll Be You Replacements
69 So Alive Love and Rockets
70 She’s Lost Control Joy Division
71 Bela Lugosi’s Dead Bauhaus
72 Long Lonely Day Go Betweens
73 Eighties Killing Joke
74 Me, Myself and I De La Soul
75 Close to Me Cure
76 Everybody Knows Leonard Cohen
77 Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now Smiths
78 This Must Be the Place Talking Heads
79 Uncertain Smile The The
80 Blitzkrieg Bop Ramones
81 Cashing In Minor Threat
82 Contact Big Audio Dynamite
83 I Found that Essence Rare Gang of Four
84 King Ink Birthday Party
85 Out My Way Meat Puppets
86 Temple of Love Sisters of Mercy
87 Reuters Wire
88 Under the Milky Way Church
89 Gangsters Specials
90 Pure Lightning Seeds
91 Shake the Disease Depeche Mode
92 Sanity Bad Religion
93 The Model Kraftwerk
94 Save it for Later English Beat
95 Running Up that Hill Kate Bush
96 Bouncing Baby Teardrop Explodes
97 Panic Smiths
98 Monkey Gone to Heaven Pixies
99 Guns of Brixton Clash
100 Can’t Hardly Wait Replacements

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Memorial Day Party Time

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

This weekend on KRNU:

  • Saturday, it’s the 90.3 KRNU Top 100 of the 1980s and before, starting at 10am and concluding at 8pm (replayed from 10pm to 8am).
  • Sunday, it’s the Top 100 of the 1990s, again from 10am to 8pm, replaying from 10pm to 8am.
  • And then on Monday, it’s the Top 100 of the first six years of the 00s, 10am to 8pm, 10pm to 8am.
  • It’s been a long couple of weeks of researching, surveying, tabulating, ranking and assembling. I love countdowns, but this weekend’s festivities had a secondary purpose. The amount of storage at KRNU has recently increased, allowing for much of the long-ago departed music to be restored to the library. There’s been an extra focus in these past few weeks on the music that was popular at KRNU back in the late 80s and early 90s when the switch from top 40 to alternative happened.

    So in addition to 30 original hours of the best of the past 25 years of indie music, the back catalogue at KRNU should be noticeably replenished post-Memorial Day.

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    Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

    Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

    I don’t know if I’ve ever gone political on this blog before, but man, there’s so much ridiculous stuff being said about the potential concealed weapons ban in Lincoln that I’ve just got to put some pieces together.

    First off, I think the concealed weapons bill passed by the Legislature this year is ridiculous. It was completely sold on fear; first we were told we need to protect ourselves from thieves, and then it devolved to needing to protect ourselves from prostitutes. While I won’t attribute it to Senator Combs, some of the discussion was also referencing a need to protect ourselves from terrorists and foreigners as well.

    Their pro-gun rhetoric was also completely contradictory. They were saying that there won’t be more shootings or any vigilante attacks…but then they’d rally the troops by telling tales of scenarios in which things sure would have different if someone only would have had a gun…

    So the Legislature passed it, but apparently there was a loophole allowing cities to pass their own bans before the state law is enacted. Mayor Seng is for it. Chief Tom Casady wrote an excellent editorial in the Journal Star about his and his officers’ concerns about allowing concealed weapons in town.

    Here are a few of the points worth mentioning:

    “Police officers not only deal with the very worst people, they also deal with good people at their very worst moments, when judgment and clarity are overwhelmed by emotion. We’ve all handled the personal crises of fundamentally decent citizens who were momentarily acting poorly. Concealed carry in Texas is the perfect example: the Department of Public Safety reports 5,319 arrests of concealed carry permit holders in the first 5½ years.”


    “Many studies refute Lott’s findings, pointing to a falling crime rate nationwide. Between 1999 and 2004, violent crime in Nebraska fell from 7,172 offenses to 5,302, a 35 percent decrease over five years without a concealed carry law.”

    “The Legislature’s ironic action in prohibiting concealed carry in their own chamber is a tacit acknowledgement that there are a few people who will have concealed carry permits that are downright frightening at times, despite clean criminal records.”

    “While it prohibits felons and those convicted of drug crimes or violent crimes from getting permits, there are many serious misdemeanors that are not cause for denial: stalking, violating a protection order, indecent exposure and impersonating a police officer, to name a few. If you’ve been convicted of rolling back an odometer (a felony) you can’t get a permit, but on my desk is the criminal history of a 29-year-old Lincoln man we have arrested for trespassing and exposure on 12 occasions. He will be quite eligible for a concealed-carry permit.”

    So the man writes an eloquent and intelligent piece on why the police oppose it. The reaction, while ridiculous, shouldn’t have been surprising.

    Larry F. Graham of Lincoln said “If the 85 percent number is true (referring to the percentage of police who oppose concealed weapons), which considering the source is suspect, we need to recruit clearer thinking police officers to Lincoln.”

    That’s right - if the police disagree with Larry on how best to handle the law and fight crime, the problem is obviously that we need new police.

    Now I’ve had a few interactions with dishonest police, and I’ve heard of and witnessed some of my friends have been really roughed up by cops with attitudes who weren’t listening to reason - just bullies with badges. But in spite of that, I do not believe for a second that Casady and the 85% of police who oppose concealed weapons responded that way because they secretly and devilishly want the people of Lincoln to be mugged and/or gunned down by crooks in a dark alley.

    The gun lovers continue to assert that in areas where gun control is enacted, crime rises. In response, Marcus Tooze wrote a detailed letter to the paper outlining how the often-cited UK statistics are misleading and out of context, mentioning that “…the U.S.A. would need a population of 23 billion people to get to the same gun death rate as the U.K.”

    But the pro-gun absurdity doesn’t stop. Tim Matthews of Platte Center is either a subtle satirist or unintentionally hilarious when he worries that alcohol restrictions are next. He says:

    “’About 1 million violent crimes occurred in 2002 in which victims perceived the offender to have been drinking at the time of the offense. Among those victims who provided information about the offender’s use of alcohol, about 30 percent of the victimizations involved an offender who had been drinking.’

    Isn’t it about time for alcohol control? Wouldn’t less alcohol on the streets make our society safer? Wouldn’t those in law enforcement be safer with less alcohol on the streets?”

    as if there aren’t laws restricting the use and consumption of alcohol. Thanks for proving your opposition’s point, Tim.

    And today’s paper includes a stunning local editorial from Vietnam vet Terrance Reis, who really summed up the views of the pro-concealed weapons gang.

    They can’t argue for it based upon the logic the opponents are using. So the only thing they can figure out how to do is just deny what they’re hearing. The cops are wrong. Reis says “(Casady’s) lack of support is very typical of a chief of police found anywhere in our country who has a politician for a boss.” Okay, I get it. Chief Casady wants to endanger the lives of all of Lincolnites because Mayor Seng controls everything he says.

    Reis adds, “Concerning the survey performed by one of Casady’s officers, I believe those results are flawed. It has been found that surveys given by law enforcement agencies to law enforcement personnel are biased. Why? Possible retribution.” I would assume then that the 15% who weren’t against the ban have been duly punished.

    Reis tries to explain that concealed weapons are needed as a deterrant from the common stranger-based street crime, promoting the power of simply brandishing a weapon in front of a would-be criminal…and then he says “For those citizens who are against concealed carry, remember this: You are more likely to be killed by an acquaintance or family member than by a stranger. In fact, everyone is.”

    And then he defends himself further by pointing out

    “…the U.S. Supreme Court ruled years ago, that it is not the responsibility of law enforcement to protect you. Nor do they have to.

    This ruling has stood fast and has been supported by state supreme courts throughout the country. The police are not a proactive force; rather, they are a reactionary force, reacting to crimes committed.”

    which gets back to the point the pro-gun folks were attempting not to make from the beginning. Oh, we won’t be shooting criminals at all…but watch out criminals, because here we come!

    Reis closes his column with some proper hateful fear tactics, stupidly telling his readers that the police and Chief Casady actually want you to be in danger.

    Strangely enough, I don’t think carrying a concealed weapon would make me any less afraid of these people.

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    This week’s American Idol

    Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

    I am so sick of how unfair Randy and Paula are to Katharine.

    They constantly rip her for attempting to sound like the greats, or whatever. First off, I’m always amazed at how confidently original she sounds. The night she got harassed for sounding like Whitney Houston, I had to ask Sara who sang that song because I thought she sounded so Katharine.

    Then Taylor comes out sounding JUST FREAKING LIKE a watered down Bruce Springsteen. Paula and Randy pick songs for Eliot and Taylor based upon who they sound like, and they don’t care. They just keep kissing their asses.

    Katharine is so far beyond everyone else. Taylor and Eliot sound like good amateurs. They make this competition seem like the best amateur in the world. Katharine seems like a pro. I wonder if Paula and Randy are so critical of her because she’s so far beyond their never-was / has-been / wanna-be selves.

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    New fast food items - REVIEWED

    Saturday, May 13th, 2006

    Both Arby’s and Wendy’s have recently unveiled new menu items to expand beyond the traditional fare. While this is not to the degree of Jack in the Box serving burgers, tacos and teriyaki bowls, it’s inching uncomfortably close.

    Wendy’s Frescata Sandwiches
    These new delights are obviously targeted at the health-conscious, because they are advertised packaged with Baked Lays and a bottle of Dasani. I have no illusions of health from my fast food, and I also greatly enjoy Wendy’s fries and pop, so I went with the standard meal accessories.

    The Black Forest Ham and Swiss was my sandwich of choice. In person, the sandwich was bigger than I expected from the photo. I thought I was going to get something nice and cute on a little bun. Bigger-than-expected would normally be a treat. However, this was not the case.

    The size of the bun dictates the amount of meat that must be on the sandwich. A cute little sandwich would be very satisfying with a conservative amount of meat, because a conservative amount of meat could still stuff a little sandwich and make it seem like it was overflowing with content.

    A bigger bun, however, requires a lot of meat - and anything less than a lot makes the sandwich seem cheap and skimped on the goods. So I found myself with a lot of bun and not as much innards as I’d like.

    The tangy sauce on the sandwich was also a turn-off. I ate there an hour ago and my stomach is still upset. It reminds me of the horrible internal sensation after eating Arby’s chicken bacon ranch wrap.

    Rating: Helps keep off the pounds by boring you while eating it or causing you to throw it up later.

    Arby’s Gyro
    I don’t know what I was thinking ordering this. The only tiime Arby’s ever strayed from the standard “thinly sliced meat on soft bun” formula and I didn’t get sick was with their amazing sourdough melts, which they of course discontinued.

    But the picture on the wall made it look like a real gyro. The meat in that picture looked like gyro meat - that kind of meat that gets sliced off a big brown rotating spool with a machete. It didn’t look like roast beef, which was my fear: that Arby’s would put their regular old roast beef in a pita and call it a gyro.

    So I asked the woman at the register, “Does the gyro have seasoned gyro meat, or just roast beef?”

    “Oh, it’s seasoned,” she told me. I should have known, through that carefully crafted response, what that meant.

    The Arby’s gyro is a pita, some onions, lettuce and tomatoes, and then traditional Arby’s roast beef with some sort of seasoning and sauce gooped on. It’s like how you would make a roast beef sandwich at home if you ran out of buns and only had a pita. And then if you put a bunch of toppings on that don’t belong on a roast beef sandwich.

    Much like the Wendy’s Frescata sandwich and all the Arby’s wraps, the gyro made me sick to my stomach. I quickly wised up and chased it with a Hot Ham & Swiss and everything was pretty much okay.

    Rating: Not gyro, crap!

    I understand a fast food restaurant’s desire to liven up the menu. But you know what would make me go to Arby’s and Wendy’s more? If they stopped raising their prices all the time. I know we have things like inflation, but it gets pretty ridiculous when sandwiches that were 99 cents a few years ago are now like $2.79. And then those jerks at Wendy’s jacked up the prices on the dollar menu stuff - even on the pop. Everyone knows that pop is like 99% profit, so increasing the price of pop is one of the slimiest, cheapest things a joint can do.

    In their minds, they might be getting 20 cents more of my money, except I’m not going there anymore, so they’re getting a lot less. Just do what you do and do it well, and people will come there. Don’t gimmick me in the door and then tell me pop is $1.49 now.

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    2006 Winners

    Saturday, May 13th, 2006

    Best Song of All Time: “3/4 Ben” by Pablo’s Triangle

    Best Food of All Time: “Gyro Plate” by The Gourmet Grill

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